mal wieder was zum Lachen ;-)

Elderly texting
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell  phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

„If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your  smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

The husband texted back to her:

„I’m on the toilet.  Please advise.“

Danke Martha, ich habe sehr gelacht!

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